Monday, February 04, 2008

You Know You're a Reincarnated Roman When...

I. Fuck Carthaginians
II. Sometimes you wear a toga, just because.
III. Out of all the alcoholic beverages in the world, only one satisfies you.
IV. You want to speak Latin... you may even speak Latin.
V. Your children are getting Roman names.
VI. You'd rather eat with your hands.
VII. Athletes aren't supposed to get paid; they're slaves!
VIII. If you like it, take it. That includes languages, too.
IX. Pants are for barbarians.
X. Carthago Delenda Est


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