Sunday, October 09, 2005

Lost

There are certain degrees of being lost. Depending on how lost one is, one feels differently about being lost.

0 - Not Lost - at the zeroth degree of lost, you are not lost at all.
1 - Directedly Lost - You're lost, and you know why you're lost. You know the right questions to ask.
2 - Rather Lost - You're lost, and you don't know how to not be lost anymore. You need guidance in finding the right questions. You do, however, know what you're supposed to be learning.
3 - Pretty Lost - You're lost, and you don't even know exactly what you ought to be learning.
4 - Fucking Lost - You're lost, and you don't know that you ought to be learning.
5 - Really fucking lost - You're too lost to realize you're lost.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm number 5

Monday, October 17, 2005 8:56:00 PM  
Blogger The Emperor of the Moon said...

Actually, if you were 5th degree, you wouldn't have been able to cateogrize yourself. That's how lost you would be.

Monday, October 17, 2005 10:58:00 PM  

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