Monday, September 12, 2005

Laziness: The Ultimate Weightloss Plan

I'm not fat. I don't work out. How do I do it? I sit on my ass all day.

This may surprise the average person. Corprate marketing executives know how it works, but they won't tell you because they want you to buy the Gazelle.

Here's the trick: be too lazy to get food. I'm pretty hungry right now, but instead of walking all the way downstairs, I'm planting my ass firmly in this chair.

I do get some exercise; I walk home everyday. You know why? I'm too damn lazy to get my driver's license.

I'm too damn lazy too write any more. I'm gonna go play Privateer instead of doing my homework.


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