Monday, August 15, 2005

Serious People

If anyone is too serious about anything, someone's going to get hurt. Seriously people seriously suck.

Serious people all share a few characteristics: (1) they will never shut up or go away until you agree with them, (2) they actually care that you agree with them because (3) they think they are right and everyone else who disagrees is wrong, (4) and they are always part of some group. Always. (5)They never thought of the idea on their own.


Religious folks:


These people are obessesed with their religion, be it Islam, Christianity, or Buddhism. Most of the time they have "dedicated their life in service." They can range from Jehovah's Whitnesses bothering you about how you should be painting for Jesus and not to make your house look decent (I seriously remember my parents telling me to hide from these people when I was little, as in, duck and cover), to people running airplanes into buildings. Sometimes, people inspired to create something will use their "religious devotions" as an excuse because they can manipulate a large group of people into building their creation. (Pyramids, temples, cathedrals, etc.)

Bloggers:


They have seriously important information to tell you about life, liberty, politicans, and pants. They are very important, because everyone reads their blog, and everything they say counts. They're almost as bad as religious folks, but not quite off the edge. Just remember though, their opinions are serious, and you have to listen to them. They worship each other. It's fun.... I guess.

People Driving:


These people are serious and stupid. They're probally talking on a cell phone, or the car next to them is, and they go ballistic, piss their pants, and kill people because of road rage. Stay away from people driving; buy a helicopter.

Pants:


Pants are far too serious. Period.

Well, those are all I could think of. I might add more later... but I never do.
BTW, first illustrated article. Wow, I'm cool.

4 Comments:

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Monday, August 15, 2005 3:00:00 AM  
Blogger The Emperor of the Moon said...

Thanks for being polite, robot.

I was actually a little happy at first.

Monday, August 15, 2005 12:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You wrote that about drivers because of me didn't you?

Saturday, August 20, 2005 10:05:00 PM  
Blogger The Emperor of the Moon said...

No, actually.

Tuesday, September 06, 2005 10:35:00 PM  

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