Sunday, March 27, 2005

The Truth About Baptism

Ever see that episode of Invader Zim where he's looking for a best friend and does an absorbtion test on each cantidate? He sticks their heads in a puddle of liquid and sees if it sucks it up.

I realized today that that's what Baptism is. They see how well you absorb liquid. I don't know what if means if you absorb more than others, but, uh, I guess it works.

I guess smelling bad in ancient times was a sin too. After all, they used to dunk your entire body under water, and people never took showers, so that meant it was the only time they got clean. Clean off your smell, your sin is gone. Awesome.


Post a Comment

<< Home