Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Reasons Why It Would Be Good for Video Games to be Real

- Random floating platforms - an engineering marvel.
- Gold Rings would be so plentiful one could use them as armor.
- Save/Checkpoints. Extra lives. Continues. Respawns.
- The good guys always win. If they don't, see the item above this.
- Anyone can take 45 bullets before going down.
- Hedgehogs would be blue. And fast.
- Theoretical physicsists can hold and use an arsenal of weapons.
- A theoretical physicist could kill a stupid guy in a helmet because he moves in slow motion and can only hold two guns (but he can hold two at once HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
- Plumbers can shrink and grow and spit fire.


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