Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Pure, Crippling, Outright Pity

I feel bad for my friends who are Christians, not because they are Christians, they can believe whatever they want, but because retards wipe shit on their religion.

OBJECTIVE: Christian Ministries has used the Bible into tissue paper and turned the poor souls who follow the words of Jesus into a laughing stock.

http://objective.jesussave.us/projectpterosaur.html
Wow. "Velociraptors: Today terrorize the goat herders of Puerto Rico and are rumored to guard the remains of the Ark."

http://objective.jesussave.us/shutdown.html

"Landover Baptist claims to be a church. Moreover, they claim to be the only church in America that understands the Bible!" Landover Baptist is also commonly known as a satire. Go back to High School English and you'll learn all about sarcasm. OH, never mind, all you read is the Bible. Sometimes.

http://objective.jesussave.us/gametheory.html
Let's twist legitmate mathematics! Making up numbers is perfect for defending your arguments. Note on Pascal's Wager: there are more possibilities than athiest or believer. Get out of your mental box. Well, no, get out of your pew and podium. That's more like it.

http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html
Wow. Let's be blatantly sterotypical. This one you just have to see to be offended.

"If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!"

They are pure thumb tacks of satan. They will consume your soul if you get within 10 feet.


The creators of this website can kiss my "athiest" ass because, according to their divine knowledge, you're an athiest or a believer and that is final. You're with them or with the terrorists.

Note: Chris and I have concluded this page is satire. Dig around enough and you'll see why.

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