Why One Cannot Follow Any Specific Religion

You have as much proof as anyone else does about your beliefs. Therefore, neither you nor them can truly be correct.

Film

Film is often considered a means of communication for the impatient, modern generation, a way of filling shit into the hollow brains of the current generation. Books are the way of the true mind

I must beg to differ. Film is like a painting, but moving. Nothing more. And sound too. And it has a verbal aspect too. All three elements combined into one essence. The film is an amazing means of communication that has not truly been taken advantage of.

The Truth About Gays

Obviously, gays are build a robot army of destruction to conquer the human race. They are building these machines of war in the basements of gay bars modeled after those pictured in Japanese anime films. They are deadly, be ware.

I hope that annoying guy fucking dies...

What happened to that obnoxious guy who rode next to me on the subway everyday?
Oh, he died. Hit by a car.

Yea, that one guy I knew, we used to drink together.
Oh, him, he's fucked up with a weird terminal illness. Can't drink anymore. Can't even drink coffee.

Where did that one guy who seemed pretty cool but I never got know go?
Drowned.

I am Satan

God fears me.

The world will fear me; they just don't know me yet. I will smash the earth and rebuild it in its true image. The physicists will prevail, and the people will understand.

These are changes God couldn't perform. The most he could do is flood the earth. We will remold it. He may have made the earth, but we will reshape it.

God has been outdated. It's time for man to upgrade.