Wednesday, December 08, 2004

Teenage Sex (That's right, fuck you)

Morons often compare teenage sex to a car. See, those who support giving teenagers easier access to birth control say that sex is a car, and birth control is the seat belts. It helps protect from disaster and it can save your life. Opponents, those who support abstenence, believe adults simply should not give teenagers the car, period.

They make a fatal mistake, however. Inorder for teenagers to not receive the car, they would have to have their genitalia removed. That would be poor legislation. Maybe.

Infact, the world would be a much better place if condoms were government issue and free. Teens who possibly would engage in risky behaviors would be protected from making total fools of themselves.

The general restraint of sex among teens is dangerous. They may end up in scenarios where they are exposed to other dangers. For example, two adolescents who want to engage in intercourse park in a dark alley. They get mugged, their car stolen, and they die naked in a puddle and are half rotted carcases before the police can get to them. However, had the poor victims been alotted to fuck in a safter location, this waste of young life could have been averted.

As Maddox would say, "If you disagree, blow me."

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