Thursday, September 16, 2004

IMPERIAL DECREE: #000001

ALL HAIL: IMPERATOR LUNAE
Pope Dan Simonson, Emperor of the Moon, KSC delivers a decree to the world and Mother Artemis and Great Goddess ERIS
DECREE NUMBER: #000001
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Pope Dan Simonson, Emperor of the Moon, KSC declares that all deeds concerning territory on the moon are void unless verified by he, Emperor of the Moon. She, Emperess of the Moon, might be able to verify them. We'll have to see.

THIS INCLUDES ANY CORPORATION, COMPANY, BUSINESS, NON-PROFIT ORGANIZATION, INDIVIDUAL, OR MAMMAL.

The Emperor of the Moon requires that those selling them w/o authorization are required to recieve authorization from the Emperor of the Moon, or they are void. There are no exceptions to this rule. Those who don't recieve authorization will be immediately killed if they set foot onto lunar territory. Those holding an unauthorized deed will be fined, the "deed" burned, and they will be returned to Earth.

The following are unauthorized dealers of sacred territory:
http://www.lunarregistry.com/?source=gmoon
http://www.moonshop.com/
http://www.lunarestates.com/
Unless authorized by the Emperor of the Moon, no sales or sacred territory are authorized by these websites.

This is may be interpreted however the Emperor wishes. This includes additions and changes without notice. This dispatch will be e-mailed to those appropriate.
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THIS ENDS THE DECREE. ALL HAIL (maybe) THE EMPEROR OF THE MOON, POPE DAN SIMONSON, KSC. HAIL GREAT GODDESS ERIS! HAIL MOTHER ARTEMIS!

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